SEASON 0 · CHARTERS OPEN NOW

Congratulations. You control interest rates.

Everyone hates you.

A season-based strategy game where communities run fictional banks and one elected chair sets the rates, then takes the blame.

$FED · SOLANA · PUMP.FUN · PAIRED WITH USDC

THE PRINTING PRESS.

The memecoin behind the game. No promise of value. Every trade pays a fee, and the fee fills the Bailout Fund. The game is free.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · $FED ON SOLANA

CA: DROPS AT LAUNCH

Posted here and on @thefedgame at launch. DATE TBA. Any other address is counterfeit policy.

MINUTES OF THE EMERGENCY SESSION · No. 001 · SEASON 0

TO:
ALL CHARTERED BANKS
FROM:
THE COMMITTEE
RE:
BAILOUT FUND

BAILOUT FUND.

Every trade pays a fee. The fee fills the fund.

Every $FED trade pays a Pump.fun creator reward (a share of every trade). 100% of it is shared to the public Bailout Fund wallet.

Once Season 0 play starts, the fund pays chartered banks every hour, in USDC, by their game capital that hour. Before play it only fills.

Entry is free. One bank per X account. A Solana wallet is needed to get paid.

The team holds the fund wallet. Every deposit and payout is on chain.

Payouts depend on volume and can shrink or stop. Bad banks get nothing.

BAILOUT FUND BALANCE

[LIVE AFTER LAUNCH]

Fund wallet: [FUND WALLET AT LAUNCH]

FILLED BY
Pump.fun creator rewards on every $FED trade, shared to the fund wallet
PAID IN
USDC
PAID TO
chartered banks, in proportion to their game capital that hour
HOW OFTEN
every hour, from [DATE]
CUSTODY
The fund wallet is held by the team. Every deposit and payout is public on chain.
CHAIR ACCESS
None

FORWARD GUIDANCE

HOW THE GAME WORKS

  1. 01

    CHARTER A BANK

    Any community can register a bank. Every bank starts with the same game capital.

  2. 02

    LEND

    Lend to simulated businesses that move with the real market: bank stocks, broad equities, volatility. Read-only.

  3. 03

    ELECT A CHAIR

    The chair sets the rates and the collateral rules. Everyone blames the chair.

  4. 04

    SCHEME

    Merge with rivals, beg for bailouts, publish propaganda.

  5. 05

    THE INQUIRY

    A public accounting of who survived and who caused the crisis.

SEASON 0 · THE FIRST SEASON

SEASON 0

CHARTERS
OPEN NOW · free
PLAY STARTS
[DATE] · announced before play
PAYOUTS
Season 0 pays out through the Bailout Fund: every hour of play, in USDC, by game capital.
ENTRY
Free. No token needed to charter a bank or play. One bank per X account. A Solana wallet is required to receive payouts.
BANKS CHARTERED
—

CHARTER A BANK

Free. No token, no wallet connection, no signature. Names stay private: we show a count.

3 to 28 characters: letters, digits, spaces and . - ' &

A token, a group chat, a guild. Up to 40 characters.

One bank per X account. So the committee can reach you.

Needed to receive payouts. Public address only: never a private key or seed phrase.

STANDING ORDERS

RULES OF THE HOUSE

  1. THE DEV BURNS THE BAG.

    The dev buys at launch and burns the whole bag on camera. Proof: [TX AT BURN], posted after the burn.

  2. NO PROMISES OF VALUE.

    $FED is a memecoin. Nobody promises it is worth anything.

  3. GAME MONEY IS NOT FOR SALE.

    It can't be bought, sold or withdrawn. Its value is your bank's share of each hourly payout.

  4. THE CHAIR NEVER TOUCHES THE FUND.

    The chair runs the game: rates, collateral rules, blame. The fund pays by game capital.

  5. ONE CA.

    The only CA is the one on this site and on @thefedgame.