THE FED FOMC LIVE MAKE THE CALL
MENU
  • FOMC LIVE
  • COMMITTEE CONVENES AT LAUNCH
  • NO MEETINGS YET
  • CUT: MONEY OUT, THE FUND BAILS OUT EVERY BANK IN USDC
  • HOLD: INSIDE THE BAND, THE FUND ROLLS
  • HIKE: MONEY IN, BUYBACK AND BURN ARMED OFF FOR NOW
  • ZERO VOLUME, ZERO BAILOUT
  • CA DROPS AT LAUNCH
  • NOT THE REAL FED
  • NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

EMERGENCY SESSION · FOMC LIVE · $FED ON SOLANA

Congratulations. You control interest rates.

Everyone hates you.

Every 5 minutes the committee meets. Money flows out: CUT, the fund bails out every bank in USDC. Money flows in: HIKE, the fund buys back $FED and burns it. Flat: HOLD. Zero volume, zero bailout.

CADROPS AT LAUNCH

FRONT-RUN THE FED READ THE RULES

STANDING RULES OF THE COMMITTEE · FORWARD GUIDANCE

THE RULES.

Every 5 minutes the committee reads one number: USDC flowing into or out of $FED's market since the last meeting. Then it moves the dial. Three outcomes. No appeals.

  1. ▼ MONEY OUT

    CUT

    Money flowing out. The fund bails out every bank in USDC.

    Split by reserves and tenure. Banks that called it weigh double.

  2. ● FLAT

    HOLD

    Flat. The fund rolls into the next meeting.

    Nothing is sent. The committee sees no reason to act.

  3. ▲ MONEY IN

    HIKE

    Money flowing in. The fund buys back $FED and burns it.

    Up to 250 USDC a meeting. Every token bought is burned on chain.

    BURN ARMED OFF. Until the team arms it, a HIKE is recorded and the fund rolls.

THE BAND AND THE MODIFIERS

THE BAND

25 USDC or 1 in 100 of the USDC in $FED's market, whichever is larger. Inside it: HOLD. Below it: CUT. Above it: HIKE.

$FED's market is the bonding curve before graduation, the pool after. The fund's own buybacks are not flow.

FEED · THE RATE DIAL ON A BANK RUN

BANK RUN.

Outflow over three times the band: a BANK RUN. That bailout only goes to banks whose balance did not drop in the last 24 hours. If no bank qualifies, the fund rolls.

TOO BIG TO FAIL.

No bank takes more than one twentieth of a bailout. The rest goes to everyone else.

FRONT-RUN THE FED.

Call the next meeting with a free wallet signature. Banks that call a CUT right get double weight in it.

TENURE.

Hold longer and your reserves weigh more: up to double after 7 days.

The fund pays what trading pays it. Zero volume, zero bailout.

BANK
Hold at least 1,000,000 $FED in a normal wallet. Exchange, pool, curve and team wallets are excluded.
THE FUND
Every $FED trade on Pump.fun pays a creator fee in USDC. 50 Bailout Fund / 50 team treasury, set on chain in Pump.fun's sharing config. Look it up.
BUILD-UP
A bank's share builds up until it reaches $0.01, then lands in its wallet. No claim.
FUND WALLET
[FUND WALLET AT LAUNCH]
TREASURY WALLET
[TREASURY WALLET AT LAUNCH]
CUSTODY
The fund wallet is generated inside the keeper and sealed with a key the team holds. The team runs the keeper and can pause it. Every meeting, payout, buyback and burn is public on chain.

PRESS KIT RULES CARDRULES, WIDECUTHOLDHIKEBANK RUN

FOMC LIVE · ON THE RECORD

THE RECORD.

Every meeting, minuted. Every payout, buyback and burn, a public transaction. The flow is read from the chain: check it.

● NOT IN SESSION

BAILED OUT
USDC
BURNED
$FED
BURN ARMED OFF
SPENT ON BUYBACKS
USDC
BANKS NOW
BANKS BAILED OUT

THE FLOW

USDC into or out of $FED's market at each of the last 24 meetings. Out below the line, in above it. The shaded zone is the band: inside it, the committee holds.

  • ▼ OUT: CUT
  • ● INSIDE THE BAND: HOLD
  • ▲ IN: HIKE
  • THE BAND
  • BANK RUN

NO MEETINGS YET

TABLE VIEW: THE MINUTES →

THE MINUTES · LAST 24 MEETINGS · NEWEST FIRST

TIME (UTC)DECISIONFLOWOUTCOMETX
NO MINUTES YET. The first meeting is minuted at launch. Then every decision lands here: time, flow, outcome, transaction.

The team runs the keeper and can pause it. The record refreshes every 30 seconds.

FRONT-RUN THE FED · THE NEXT MEETING

FRONT-RUN THE FED.

The committee decides at the bell. Call it first.

Call the next meeting with a free wallet signature. Banks that call a CUT right get double weight in it.

No transaction. No approval. Just a call.

  • One call per wallet per meeting. Change it until the bell.
  • Every call counts on the leaderboard. Only banks' calls count in a bailout.
  • You sign one message. It moves no funds and approves nothing. A pop-up asking for a transaction is not the committee: reject it.

NEXT MEETING IN

AT LAUNCH

Calls open when the committee convenes.

CALLS OPEN AT LAUNCH.

The first meeting opens the book. Until then there is nothing to call.

WHAT YOU SIGN

THE FED · FRONT-RUN THE FED
Meeting: [NEXT MEETING]
Call: [YOUR CALL]
Wallet: [YOUR WALLET]
No transaction. No approval. Just a call.

LEADERBOARD · FIVE CALLS TO QUALIFY

WHO READS THE FED.

Most correct calls first. The committee respects nobody. It does keep score.

NOBODY HAS READ THE FED YET.

Scoring starts at the first meeting. Five calls to get on the board.

Every call counts here. Only banks' calls count in a bailout. Wallets are shortened: the committee has seen enough of you.

BANK EXAMINATION · PUBLIC ADDRESS ONLY

CHECK YOUR BANK.

Paste a wallet. The committee tells you if it is a bank, what it holds, what landed, how well it calls and whether it survives a bank run.

No signature here. The site asks for one thing only, a message signature to lodge a call: never a transaction, never an approval, never a seed phrase.

$FED · SOLANA · PUMP.FUN · USDC PAIR

ONE CA. THIS ONE.

Copy it from here or from @thefedgame. Anything in your DMs is counterfeit. The committee does not DM.

DEV BAG: the dev buys at launch and burns the bag. Proof: [TX AT BURN], posted after the burn.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · $FED ON SOLANA

CA: DROPS AT LAUNCH

Posted here and on @thefedgame at launch. DATE TBA. Any other address is counterfeit policy.

SEASON 0 · THE GAME · NOT PLAYABLE YET

THE GAME COMES LATER.

A season-based strategy game where communities run fictional banks and one elected chair sets the rates, then takes the blame. Not playable yet. Charters are open so your community can claim a name. A charter is a game bank: it does not get your wallet bailed out. Only reserves do.

CHARTERS
OPEN NOW · Free. Chartering a bank for the Season 0 game needs no token.
PLAY STARTS
[DATE] · announced here first
CHARTERS FILED
…

FILE A CHARTER

Free. No token, no signature. Names stay private: we show a count.

3 to 28 characters: letters, digits, spaces and . - ' &

A token, a group chat, a guild. Up to 40 characters.

One charter per X account.

For the game only. Public address only: never a private key or seed phrase.

PRESS CONFERENCE

WHAT DOES A MEETING READ?

One number: USDC flowing into or out of $FED's market since the last meeting. Every 5 minutes, on the UTC clock, the committee reads it and moves the dial: CUT, HOLD or HIKE.

WHY DOES A HIKE BURN?

Money came in, so the committee tightens. It spends up to 250 USDC of the fund buying $FED and burns every token it bought, on chain. That is all a HIKE does. Right now the burn is armed off: a HIKE is recorded, nothing is bought, and the fund rolls into the next meeting. When the team arms it, the dial says so.

DOES THE SITE ASK FOR MY WALLET?

Only to lodge a call, and only for a message signature. No transaction. No approval. Just a call.

ALL QUESTIONS →

CONNECT A SOLANA WALLET

The committee asks for one message signature. Never a transaction, never an approval, never a seed phrase.